Monday, April 05, 2004

aww man.. haven't done this in a while..
fucked up time
so i got me anotthr job.. six and counting i think it is..
well anyways..
i have had a nagging baseball injury from a long time maybe since .. november.. late november
and well it started bothering me bad last week,.
so i went to a urologist.. >> i guess thats what you call'em ..
it was a pretty trippy day
so anyways .. back to the NUT DOCTOR, who to my surprise happens to specialize in penile implants and well almost anything Penis Plastic fabricated. and i so happened to be sitting in his waiting room where you know the nurse will tell you "ok wait in here for just a minute the doctor will see you shortly..." but its never shortly because the doctor is with another patient. (so whats the point of an appointment you ask ....???i dont know either.. ) so you'll be stuck in this room and pretty much forced to look at the doc's wall and wonder what those lovely pamphlets are for.
And as i read through a few of them it turns out i gained quite a bit of knowledge from small 4x6 " of paper.
turns out you can get an erection by injecting yourself with a certain dosage of drug right into your penis. Other ways would include receiving a penile implant operation and having to pump up an erection. Of course viagra . And if im not mistaken .. dildo strap ons as well...

so all these thoughts of plastic penises enter the brain ....wondorous activity begins to swell up there.. as i turn my attention to the Ky
ohh shit i thought.. please for the love of god .. no . dont tell me this is this kind of doctor..KY bottle .. threatening...

14 minutes of dreadful thinking pass when the doc comes in .. and tugged n my balls for a few.. and charged me with 165 bucks for the mini session.. no pun intended...and that was with a newcomer rebate....KY bottle seems good right about now
do tells me i need an ultrasound done .. and i think ima having kids or something but its for scanning las pelotas .. or whatever is left of them.
anyways.. wednesday im supposed to get that done.. and all i am glad for is that i didnt get anything where the sun dont shine..

what a lovely day ... how was yours...'?'

and it wont get any weirder..